Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts

Monday, March 8, 2010

Sugar Gun Powder

This morning, my little girl found the remains of her big brother's lollipop/powdersugar-dip-n-lick-ultimatebloodsugarspiking candy. She dipped her finger in to sample the goods, then turned to me and said, "I like this sugar gun powder."

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

WHATEVER!

My daughter just turned three. She is advanced for her age, however, because she already has the rebelious teenager thing down.

For example, she was being loud and wild at the table, so I said, "You need to calm down now."
She ROLLED HER EYES!! Rolled those adorable, innocent baby blues!!!! And GRUMBLED UNDER HER BREATH,"WHATEVER." Just like she was thirteen and I was telling her that her skirt was too short. WHATEVER!!!!

Like the good parent that I am - totally on top of the situation, ready with the wisest, most discerning response - I start giggling and can't stop until the tears have started flowing.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

5 Calories in Each Packet!

My 7 year old, skinny-as-a-rail son just yelled across the house from his perch in front of the tv, "Wow! Mom, there's this new thing that has just five calories in each packet!"